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genitalia paraphernalia

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’
by ShutUpHeidi February 12, 2018
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geitenneukers

A word used by Theof Van Gogh to describe Islamists, as the Koran apparently condones bestiality
Those geitenneukers just blew up the London tube.
by professor wombat 2 July 30, 2005
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Genital Istitudes

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.
"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."
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genital hospital

A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.
Look at that nerd; I think I'm going to give him a "genital hospital."
by alexw January 18, 2008
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GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.
Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009
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genitals

my genitals swing freely
by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003
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