Garfinkle strut

To strut one's stuff walking from one end of the cafeteria to another. Hand on hip is a must. And the turn at the finale of the walk is a must see.

A: damm, look at Pam work it
K: Um-huh, she working that hard
A: Making me hard
K: that's why its called the Garfinkle strut

by UtsUts July 17, 2006

Gertin

To remain awesome in the presence of natural disasters.

"Hey Phillip, are you evacuating for the tornadoes?"

"No, I'm totally gertin."

by gotabentley March 29, 2010

Gerpin'

To act reckless, loud, or ignorant; verb.

"Yo the dudes down the street are straight gerpin' right now they need to stop starting shit with me."

"Micheal is gerpin' pretty hard tonight since he hit the liquor, he is loud and wild n' out right now."

by Marvin Gaye. July 30, 2012

Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

by coreyb March 23, 2005

gerfilmbunding

film of moisture and grease on the inside of a car windshield, which causes glare when driving at night.

Please use Windex and not saliva to clean off any gerfilmbunding!

by carapulcralover June 12, 2008