gerbil

When a girl gets up under you, lifts up your balls, and licks your gooch like a gerbil does licking his/her water.

"We'll give you 20 bucks if you gerbil Jon"

by Jonnie Blaze October 7, 2011

gerbilling

A sexual practice found in urban legends told by heterosexuals with a sick mind and an over-active imagination.

by Cimmerian Southpaw November 17, 2006

gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

gerbil

A rediculously small penis-referencing the size of an actual gerbil.

My ex was hung like a gerbil.

by Kristen Nikole May 26, 2005

gerbilism

Religious cult that worships gerbils; belief in the powers of the mighty gerbil. Yep....

Mom took me to the Church of Gerbil to convert me to gerbilism.

by Buddha/Hans May 13, 2006

gerbilling

two word. Richard Gere

Richard Gere did what?!

by Los Pantalones Man May 6, 2004

Gerbilling

The insertion of a Gerbil into ones rectal cavity, often for pleasure or occasionally ritually in the Philipino community to welcome the coming spring season.

Carl: Hey, are you coming to the dinner tonight? We have reservations.

Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.

Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!

Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.

by Mike Danger Williams February 1, 2018