Kyle Grandaw

a midget that is way to fucking annoying for his own good, everyone wants to kick his ass or leave him in a crib because he wouldn't be able to get out

Person 1: Dude if you don't stop i will drop you mother fucker
Person 2: I will help than leave your limp body in a crib
Person 3: Rapeskadittles!! Kyle Grandaw
Kyle: ok i ll stop jesus

by Auguy21 April 18, 2010

Step-grandad

Step-grandad

A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!

2. Step-grandad

Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.

Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!

by Smell the roses October 1, 2016

grandadify

where the father becomes like the grandfather in mannerisms and dress code.

Gosh on that awful family newsletter he has grandadified significantly.

I believe he has grandadify-ed

by Sazzy J December 28, 2011

Gerinda

when all three of your wives (Gerry, Erin and Linda) serve you with divorce papers, you've been GERINDA....

when someone you love rips your heart out and you didn't see it coming....

Why are you Gerindering our family.....

shit, dude, you got Gerinda!

Geez, I can't deal with this day, I've got Gerindad....

by ewensa August 16, 2012

grandaddy lolo

Granddaddy MF lolo... that's the guy who can just get yo girl pregnant by just looking at her. He smart but yet he the type of person to drown a fish. He spiritually enlightened but has moments where he wants to slap the hell out of you. and he yo granddaddy

her: babe i think im pregnant
him; how
Grandaddy lolo; I looked at her bruh

by HappyFart4 November 29, 2017

grandals

Ugly sandals usually worn by old people in old people's homes are known as grandals when worn by young people who should know better.

Simon: I'm not going out in public with you wearing those grandals
Susie: But they're really comfortable
Simon: Precisely

by finbar007 December 27, 2017

gRandalf

Like a gandalf, but R makes gandalf O.G, not like just gandalf.

-He's kinda O.G I would say
-No. He's a gRandalf dude

by zomom chong May 20, 2018