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Groider

A weeb or a nerd that no one likes or will go around. Often wears things that are way out of style, and is completely out of touch with general population. He often gets no pussy on his dick and has a yee yee ass haircut. Also likes music such as justin beaver or Billie eyelash.
Look at John over there hanging with his groider friends.
by Donkeyddp2997 May 10, 2021
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Geordie

A person who exhibits the following qualities
a) a ballsack for a face
b) aggressively hates people named Hamoon
I hope my kid doesn’t end up being Geordie
by Hamothy November 23, 2021
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John B JJ Geordin

The hot guy from shake shack looking at us in a car while we were laughing our heads off cause you waved at us and thought we were gay because I kissed her on her forehead when she looked at you. (It's our nickname for you)
CS: Remember John B JJ Geordin from shake shack
D: Yeah, I wish we could find him and talk to him
by AnonymousPickledCarrot December 18, 2020
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geordie alarm clock

A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.
"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"
by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005
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geodude

the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you're going through a cave.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.
"fuck.. another geodude."
by ChEeZeBurGeR February 20, 2008
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Gloid

A girl with "tricking" ways.

A female who acts as if she has no respect for herself, similar to a ho

A female who is plain and simple, easy.

Two types of gloids, a good gloid, or a bad gloid, a good gloid is an attractive gloid but still holds those traits listed above. Whereas a bad gloid is not attractive and still holds those negative characteristics listed above.
Example 1:

Person 1: Bruhh I went to the club last night and all the gloids were on my dick.

Person 2: Were they good gloids or bad?

Person 1: I like to switch up my game, i did a combination of both xD

Person 2: ... Smh

Example 2:

Person 1: I got some play last night bro.

Person 2: Lets be honest was she a gloid?

Person 1: Idk is your sister a gloid?

Person 2: .... Tried.
by Legitkid09 September 4, 2010
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Geordi La Forge

The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.
Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.
by Diamond Drew July 30, 2004
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