guitarded

a stupid guy who trolls the internet, and say all music is crap except kurt cobain.

guitarded: im so stupid
other guy: yes we know that.

by digurl July 31, 2005

guitarded

When one of your bros thinks they sound just like Slash when he can barely play.

Joe: dude, Steve's guitarded he's been bragging about how he can play avril lavigne all week.

Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?

by guitarherbro September 29, 2011

Geektarded

The altered state of being so Geeked out from days of being up and using Meth that you become a shambling, twitching, stuttering mess, incapable of normal human speech or even communicating in any fashion beyond pointing and grunting. Also known as Thursday.

Woman - I didn't know your friend Greg had Tourette's.

Man - He doesn't; he's just geektarded.

by Clacko'mouf Bespeak'atweak May 19, 2012

Mentally Gerarded

Adjective: Where Gerard Way takes over your mind, body, and soul.

I am mentally Gerarded.

by K33p1tg33 April 28, 2008

gaytarded

to be both gay and retarded; the most offensive word ever created.

Did you see the Iowa caucus? That was so gaytarded!

by cory schultz February 8, 2004

Guitarded

The severe inability to learn to play a guitar.

Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.

by Tom Drye June 3, 2009

Guitarded

A middle-aged guy that injures his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero for the kids.

Andy blew his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero. He is Guitarded.

by Stuglyiiry June 26, 2007