Gelfie

A selfie that includes ones genatalia.

Last night I accdentaly posted a gelfie of my penis.Long story short It got a lot of likes.

by Crusty Cannoli June 12, 2014

Golfy

1. A homosexual man
2. Any man seen driving a VW Golf

If you enjoy blowing guys you are a golfy.

by gengo_o November 24, 2003

gilfy

Originaly thought to be of arabic decent, it is now widly accepted that the word Gilfy (Gillfillius Maximus) is in fact of Greek origin. It is loosely translated into meaning "one who works at a stupid Canadian Pharmacy", or "Monster with the ability to vomit on demand and drink a 26 of gin". If you are lucky enough to make contact with a Gilfy while it is passed out face down under a picnic table, continue to tease the creature by poking it and throwing rocks

I wish Gilfy's wife wasn't such a nancy and hid my BB gun

by J-lew December 1, 2004

gilfyway

"Grandmother I'd Like (to) Fuck" On her terms.

"Now your going to do it the GILFyway, Take em off, lay down, what ever you do “don’t talk”, and if you ever tell anyone I will kick your ass and tell everyone how small it is".

by fcgilf September 19, 2008

Gelf

A Gay Elf

You are such a Gelf

by Chobits December 24, 2019

KY gelly

used on the extremely small wee-nors of the jews stephen and kiel to lube theirselves before their anal intercourse.

(Kiel) "stephen get the KY gelly, Im ready to bone"

by owneroftehwagon October 30, 2003

gelwyn

an african tribe consisting only of gingers

that red headed gamer must be a member of the gelwyn

by yaaaaa buddddy April 18, 2010