Gary Ishizaki 

the secret identity to his characters Crazy Ish and Major Math. creator of web hit "haloINTegers" and a few others. he is known to have hair resembling ramen noodles. fucking pedo I'm telling you, math teacher at some fucking middle school, probably wanks it while thinking about the 6th graders, wouldn't surprise me

"its my n work Gary Ishizaki"

Gary Ishizaki by patric jarman May 7, 2019

garyjobo 

when a Gary gives you a hand job

CODY: have you ever had a garyjobo before?
TARY: no what’s that ?!
CODY: you’ll have to ask Gary

garyjobo by garyjako May 12, 2020

Fort Gary 

Fort Gary consists of a variety of tiktok stars that happen to be obsessed with games like league of legends and clash. They are taking the place of eboys by infiltrating egirl servers and imposing their ideologies onto them. Fort Gary boys are all annoying and they sound like boomers. ITS A NEW AGE CULT

"YOOOOO DUDE DID YOU SEE THE FORT GARY BOYS BLOW UP THAT HOUSE?" "yeah bruv mildred was pissed"

Fort Gary by linbin November 21, 2019

Kick It Into High Gear 

To hit the ground running. To make things happen with a quickness.

We need to finish this project by 5pm today. - time to kick it into high gear.

Kick It Into High Gear by TheCreative June 29, 2016

Fifth Gear Slide

When driving a car with a manual transmission, the fifth gear slide is performed by shifting from fourth to fifth and continuing to move your arm on to your partners knee

I took Amanda out for drinks last night, on the way home I got to finger her. All thanks to the fifth gear slide.

Fifth Gear Slide by korozion November 9, 2008

Metal Gear Rising 

A Metal Gear game loved by some fans but not all, mostly due to the game not surrounding Snake, but surrounding a badass cyborg samurai dude with white hair who somehow stops time to slice you into tiny bits while very loud and good music plays in your ears.

Person 1: "Metal Gear Rising sucks. It's a complete change and the protagonist is not even that cool."

Person 2: "Okay, but can you beat the games OST?"

Person 1: "Fuck."

Metal Gear Rising by GalaxyRaiderYT February 8, 2022

gary bettman 

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

gary bettman by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004