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When someone tells you to get real, they want you to get a reality check and to stop behaving as though you're living in a fantasy world.
Could apply to pretty much anyone or anything (as in a company or organisation) that mentally is not living in reality.
Examples can include companies paying their employees minimum wage while demanding preformance and duties etc that someone willing to preform them is worth at least twise that. On the other side of the coin, it can also include employees demanding pay that is far in excess of what the company can realistically afford to pay them.
Basically anyone or anything that expects something that just isn't realistic, saying 'get real' means to tell them to stop being unrealistic.
Employee: I demand $75,000 a year, a company car, 50,000 shares of the company's stock, every benifit imaginable and a months vacation every year to start.
Interviewer: Get real, this is a burger flipping job, not an executive job.
by Guest September 9, 2005
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Get Squeaky

I'm hecka not trying to date you, but we could get squeaky once my babysitter falls asleep.
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get her jade

A way of agreeing or showing support for a read or shade.

Drag Queen/ Gay slang.
Jade To Alyssa: If I was gonna judge anyone, I'd judge you on that body where them shoulders should match them hips, but they dont...

Coco: Ahaaaaaa. Get her jade!
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Get-that-in

Phrase encouraging whomever is listening to go ahead and move forward, doing whatever it is one is talking of doing without haste.
Brian told Bret, "Bro, if you gonna go get me my money you might ought to go ahead and get-that-in before I have to go".
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Get Woke, Go Broke

Get Woke, Go Broke is a phrase coined by the internationally bestselling author John Ringo to express the opinion that when organizations "get woke" to politically correct actions, those same actions usually result in a massive loss of income.

This is usually because the Twatter instigators calling for the company to "get woke" doesn't actually spend any money with the company.
"Hey, I heard that the 2018 GAMA convention was like totally empty"
"Yeah, man. 'Get Woke, Go Broke'"

"So I heard Yeti stopped their NRA discounts."
"Yup. Apparently they didn't realize that the majority of people who bought their shit were hunters."
"Get woke, Go broke!"Z
"Amen"

"Dude, I went by Dick's last night and the place was empty. What the hell?"
"Man, didn't you hear? They stopped selling modern sporting rifles and hired a gun control lobbyist in DC. All of their actual spending customers went elsewhere."
"Get woke, go broke?"
"Oh hell yeah. So much that the board got called out in a shareholder's meeting!"
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Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
You can go get checked through the Get Tested HIV/AIDS Awareness program
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