magic the gathering

Best. Cardgame. Ever.

My polar kraken just kicked your ass

by WooHoo April 8, 2003

gath

Gath is a shortened version of gathering which is a small party of people. Usually between 10-35 people, and hopefully with alcohol or weed flowing freely.

James: Hey Rach want to goto Smith's gath this friday?
Rach: Def

by falkinor March 11, 2006

gatho humping

A style of kissing at a Gatho involving excessive dry humping of your partners leg whilst making noisy slurping kissing sound whilst clashing your teeth together.

To be considered Gatho humping it must be carried out in the vicinity of the other Gatho goers and making said goers feel extremely uncomfortable.

Did you see those two freaks Gatho Humping last night?

I really enjoyed Gatho Humping you last night.

Man I was so wasted last night I hope I didn't engage in any Gatho Humping.

by LTLFTC September 24, 2017

Gatho Humping

Gatho Humping, is violent face sucking, with the intention to create one giant hickey on a victim or partners face, whilst vigorously grinding on a partner. Gatho Humping must be preformed in front of a crowd to make them feel un comftorable and awkward.

Man I really enjoyed Gatho Humping you last night.

I had such a blast Gatho Humping Joe Blogs last night.

Eww did you see those two weirdos Gatho Humping on the ground *puke*

by pedro Clarlstin September 24, 2017

Country Gatherer 5

An urban slang term that originated from MSN statuses. One may use the term to have other people acknowledge that they are indeed watching the TV Series "Country Gatherer" and currently on episode 5. This is crucial to have as a status for there is no point in watching a Television show if others don't know about it.

Example 1
"Share something new with friends."

*Hmm, well my best friend passed away last week. No, no, that can wait, I MUST tell others what I am watching as of RIGHT NOW.*

"Country Gatherer 5"

"There, done. Hopefully people will see it, and maybe even comment on it"

Example 2
Friend 1: "Yo Phillip, whatcha doing? Watching porn?"
Phillip: "Nah, why watch porn when you can watch Country Gatherer?" "I'm on episode 5."
Friend 1: "Don't forget to put it as your MSN status, or there is no point in even watching it.

Phillip: Damn, almost forgot, thanks bro.

by CountryGatherer5 August 6, 2011

Logan garth

A dumbass from Melbourne

Oh he/she is such a logan garth

by Englash professor October 28, 2018

Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.

Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.

by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022