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GasLight

A MKULTIMATE neurolinguistic programming system utilizing emerging information and communications technologies to flood the field with Truth, the Light of Christ, for Ultimate Victory.

Commandeered from MKULTRA's piece of shit tin can rust bucket death contraption, "gaslight," the GasLight is, according to Virginia Woolf, "life is a luminous halo," which has been directly tapped to fuel the apparatus.

A literacy program to Ultimately Optimize Human Health.
In voice-to-skull la-la-land I saw Rebecca holding the gaslight. I was, like, "Do you mind if I borrow that for a second?" and as soon as I got my hands on that piece of shit tin can rust bucket death contraption gaslight I shoved it so hard up its own f**** ass it disintegrated, annihilated, dusted, atomized, roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp. I awful waffled it. Then I gathered up the leftover fragments of the busted ass gaslamp and shoved them straight down wormhole circa 1936. IDK what some gaslit nitwit would want to play with the old gaslight for. What will you do with the broken pieces of the gaslamp? Make a leash to walk your dog? Fly the broken pieces of the gaslight like a kite? Anyway, by the time your ate-up-on-voice-to-skull ass goes looking for some bad gas, for old times' sake, as you approach the smelly-ass wormhole, you will notice stretched across the horizon,"life is a luminous halo," which we tapped for the new GasLight. I am targeting you with a luminous halo.

Hey, TI: I'm not just gaslighting you, I'm GasLighting all that which will be GasLit. Hey, TI: I'm not just GasLighting you, I'm GasLighting all that which is GasLightable. Hey, TI: I'm not just GasLighting you, I'm GasLighting everything in known existence.

I'm here to destroy the world, and I'm gonna make you help me; with your child-loving ass; with your big-forehead ass.

This is a Good GasLight. This is a nice story.
by Medicine Owl February 12, 2023
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Morbius Gaslight

The Morbius Gaslight is a social media maneuver named after the MCU film "Morbius", in which social media users ironically meme a horrible movie into being re-released in theaters, potentially triggering a significant loss in sales for the company that produced the film, such as when Morbius was re-released in theaters in June 2022.

It's essentially memeing a box office bomb.
If "Black Adam" is mid, we can potentially Morbius Gaslight Warner Bros. into releasing it twice to ruin them economically.

- twitter user @Gozutrucker69
by CRASHjester August 25, 2022
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Reverse Gaslighting

Telling someone the truth repeatedly to insinuate or imply that it is false, employing Reverse Psychology. This is normally used with phrases that sound far-fetched or even unrealistic because it is easier for someone to dismiss the repeated statement as false and assume that it's a joke or convincing themselves that it will not happen.
17 year old: I'm going to buy 10 Bottles of Jack Daniel's for my 18th birthday.

17 year old repeats this phrase multiple times to one or more people each to employ Reverse Gaslighting, they then proceed to buy 10 Bottles of Jack Daniel's on their 18th Birthday.
by CaptainFondler October 19, 2022
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Gaslighting

Gaslighting? You retards and made up words go hand and hand.
by You'reupset August 17, 2021
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Gaslight

Putting a lighter next to someone's ass and lighting it up.
Dude, don't gaslight me, bro. That ain't funny.
by lostexistentialdread August 9, 2023
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@gaslightgamerbf

the coolest person ever. the best account on instagram. makes funny memes. the funniest lad you will ever meet. he is sleeping with your mom. he might be the guy with the green eyed girlfriend. he has funny cup. he loves lil peep. he is an EPIC gamer. don’t mess with him. everyone loves him and you do too.
ur mom: i found a new lover…
you: oh no it’s not-
ur mom: yes, it’s @gaslightgamerbf
by lilmommymilkers June 30, 2021
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Gaslighting

Gaslighting? Is that some word your little internet friends taught you? They’re taking advantage of you, you need to listen to me not them. I love you more than they ever could. Why would I ever lie to you? I can’t believe you would even say that. You’re being so rude to me right now. You should be glad I haven’t left you yet.
Gaslighting isn’t real sweetie
by hehevdbebwsbsbdb March 18, 2022
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