Gareth

A "Gareth" is defined as a short unit of measurement.

Scottish slang used to describe a small or short object or distance.

That's about half a gareth.

by TontoLibre450 August 29, 2019

Gareth le simp

The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)

THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth

by Definitely not Adams sidekick December 12, 2020

Garnet

Garnets are beautiful people. She is a loud, funny person who is awesome. She is a stunner and will be with you always and forever. If you need advice go to her whenever. But don’t always take what she says to heart because she is a very jokey person. But if there is a Garnet in your life don’t mess her around because she will get you back. Keep her if you find her.

‘Garnet is such a beautiful genuine person!’

by _xoxo_anonymous_ August 15, 2019

Gareth Hunt

slang for cunt, best used if u dont want people to know what yr on about.
Gareth Hunt is an old British actor who was in the New Avengers.

If you were in Washington U.S.A you could say" George Bush is a fucking Gareth Hunt

by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

garnet

female protagonist in final fantasy IX

garnet is so hott until she cuts her hair then she looks wierd

by all powerful mimiru June 11, 2006

Gareth Bailed

To Gareth Bail, verb, means to skip on an event or leave a party, normally done by shlads with birds. Name taken from Tottenham and Wales winger Gareth Bale.

Tom is such a dick, he just Gareth Bailed on the pub tonight.

by KingKakuta May 3, 2013

Gareth

Probably the biggest sex god to come out of the United Kingdom. Raking in bunda and batty from all over the UK and the EU, Gareth is a name given to those who have the most sex.

Joe: Who’s that bloke?
John: Oh he shags lots of birds
Joe: Ohh then that just be Gareth

by manny mate January 6, 2021