garking

The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast

"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"

"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"

by DrSecret July 17, 2016

garkel

a slave master's home in the South, mostly being where the slaves lived, like in the slums and slave houses

He and his family used to live in a large garkel, and were overrun by slaves in the 1850s

by Jamalle December 28, 2005

garkle

A word one uses to emphasize that one has just experienced something extremely awkward.

I was talking to my friend about how I thought my professor was a white supremacist. When I turned around, they had been standing right behind me. Garkle.

by carluger April 30, 2009

garking

Bad things you do in the bathroom, i.e. vomiting

I was garking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there garking.

by Jan Martin March 14, 2005

Garke

A sweet last name a man usually has. He is mostly a ginger. He can be a totally pain in the ass and a dickhead, but overall a good person. Everyone should have a Garke in their lives. You won’t regret it.

Person 1.) Hey, look it’s a Garke!

Person 2.) Yeah, but isn’t he a ginger asshole?
Person 1.) Sometimes but overall a funny guy!

by Sunshine :) July 8, 2019

Garkle

A beautiful woman who is perfect in every way. She is very smart and just stunning all around. It is highly recommended that you fuck her hard!

Look at that sexy bitch! She is such a garkle.

by ThatGuy679 July 10, 2020

Garker

A suburban stoner who says the word “yarr!” a lot.

Person A: “That kid’s a garker”
Person B: “Yeah he smells like weed”
The Garker: “Yarr! Hahahah!”

by CamoBigfoot April 7, 2022