cumgargling gargoyle

an ascended homosexual with the face of a disfigured pig

"wow he's so ugly"

"looks like a cumgargling gargoyle lol"

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016

Glizzy Gargoyle

A glizzy goblin that has graduated through the ranks of the glizzys and has reached the supreme evolution of a glizzy goblin.

Yo shes so good at being a glizzy goblin that she graduated to a glizzy gargoyle.

by DaddyTooraww November 11, 2020

*Gargles Blood*

the sound you make when your gargling blood

Oh my God ive been shoot *Gargles Blood*

by real_mota August 24, 2021

Gargoyle

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.

Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.

by larper5000 October 15, 2010

Gargoyle

A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."

by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2021

gargoyle

a gargoyle is a stone carving, normally described as a grotesque human form, which was beleived to scare away evil spirits.

gargoyles are kewl

by crazy one June 29, 2004

gargoyling

The act of painting one's body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. When people pass by they will see the image of a gargoyle.

When Justine walked by my window, she glanced over to see me gargoyling

by The Gargoyler March 19, 2009