Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

garfunkel

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.

by Fran LeMoine October 1, 2005

Let's Garfunkle

To Leave

User Eins: Yo mah boi
User Zwei: Yeh?
User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8

by ThickPenisHair May 14, 2014

garfunkel

to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus

I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!

by asdfasdfsadfadsf June 26, 2006

Garfunkeler

1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.

2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.

"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"

"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike May 13, 2018

garunking

the act of hitting the button to close your garage door, and then running out and bending over at the waist and ducking your head while simultaneously stepping up over the invisible sensors.

I was garunking out of my garage but I was too slow and I hit my fucking head on the door.

by James T. Doe September 30, 2013