Andrew Garfield

The man that literally invented being sexy.

Bro, you know Andrew Garfield?
Yeah! That fine ass mf from Tick Tick Boom!

by raw chicken thug January 7, 2022

Garfield Challenge

The challenge is to find a comic strip of the Garfield comics, where Garfield has his eyes open fully in every pannel (they are normally half closed). In "Garfield's 30th Book" there are only 3 strips where one can win the Garfield Challenge.

Tom: Hey where were you yesterday?
Bob: Oh, I was home sick.
Tom: What did you do all day?
Bob: The Garfield Challenge... I found 3, after 5 hours of reading.
Tom: Ouch.

by LimpNinja August 13, 2010

garfield anime

the best anime ever

yo dude lets watch some garfield anime
sure sister

by thatratwrangler September 16, 2019

Garfieldsexual

A Garfieldsexual is a person who has a sexual attraction to Garfield from the comic strip by Jim Davis.

Mom, dad, I think I’m Garfieldsexual

by Alpha01 January 9, 2021

muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating

Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet

by Janimal69 October 6, 2017

Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield is the hottest man ever to have stepped foot on this planet, he is so funny, THE BEST SPIDER-MAN, and did I mention he’s SUPER FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

An idiot: Andrew Garfield is so dumb
Me (an empath) noticing this person is a dumb motherfucker

by Rozieriddlestan February 1, 2022

James A. Garfield

James A. Garfield was the 20th president of the United States elected during 1881. He only served 6 months in office before he was assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, some crazy lunatic who thought Garfield owed him a spot in the government.

James A. Garfield? I didn’t know cats could become president!

by My name isn’t jerry September 29, 2020