Garage Monkey

A man who sits in his garage and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes all day and night while watching some form of sporting event or the weather channel.

Neighbor A: Hey, what do you think Bryan is doin'?

Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!

Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!

Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!

by R to the Y to the A to the N April 25, 2010

meat garage

-The redneck white trash word for pussy aka snatch
-A place to park your vehicle (man meat)
-Sometimes the garage is locked and sometimes the garage is wide open

I got all up in that there meat garage.

by bud time June 13, 2006

boner garage

A woman who loves/addicted to sex so much she refers to her vagina as a boner garage.

boner garage

by KimboSplice69 November 20, 2013

garagenous zone

The region in which the signal of a garage door opener will activate its corresponding garage door.

I have to pass my neighbor's house before I'm in my garagenous zone.

by Knief January 31, 2008

garage saling

The act of visiting multiple garage sales within a short period of time, usually within the morning to noon hours. Derived from the words "garage sale."

"Would you like to go garage saling tomorrow?"
"Only if you're driving!"

by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014

garage dweller

Someone or a group of people, possibly a family that spend all their time in the garage with the door open for the world to see. They meet others, eat, drink, entertain, socialize, hang out, smoke cigs and generally live in the garage. Cars are not allowed in the garage and the garage dweller can be seen standing in the open garage area at all hours. There is usually a fridge in the garage and most food is ordered and delivered to the garage. There is a larger structure attached to the garage that is of no use to the garage dweller.

That family dosent need a house they are just a bunch of garage dwellers.

by Kevin C. Chiappone February 9, 2006

Houston Garage Riders (HGR)

A Group of Extremely Badass longboarders that blast down parking garages at incredibily high rates of speed. HGR dominates at all aspects of longboarding and speedboarding! known and repped by Carve Skateshop! HGR is simply unstoppable! HGR is also widely hated by other texas longboard groups because these other texas longboard groups (ALC and Other fags) get extremely offended by internet bullshit (Chubs ranting) and the fact that HGR is really badass, they just really want to be a part of it but can't because they are simply not badass enough!

ALC dude #1- "hey did you see those Badass Houston Garage Riders (HGR) dudes Steezin it up last night?"

ALC Dude #2- "Yeah dude i really wanna be just like them!"

HGR Badass #1- "yeah we are pretty badass dont fuck with us!!"

by Jake the HGR Badass July 12, 2010