My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.
by somire August 24, 2016
Get the groping gandermug. by #williammmmm October 14, 2021
Get the gandermug. Gander means to take a look ot glance around. It is the stupidest word known to man. Only used by a specimen named Banial Bernandez.
sad stranger: wah wah wah
baniel: *ganders at the sad stranger*
sad stranger: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are creat alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
baniel: moshi moshi
baniel: *ganders at the sad stranger*
sad stranger: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are creat alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
baniel: moshi moshi
by urbandictrionaryer2 April 11, 2022
Get the gandermug. To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.
"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"
by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015
Get the goosey gandermug. The journey. Popularised by GaTa in the show ‘Dave’. the gander is the movement to better things and success the gander is the journey taking you to your destination.
‘Bro I just met Obama and he fucked with my painting, he said Michelle hated it.’
‘That’s the gander’
‘That’s the gander’
by Clopthripps August 13, 2023
Get the The Gandermug. by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022
Get the Geesey Gander Goosemug. example 1
ruben: i need a wee wee
william: let’s take a gander to the toilets
example 2
william: i need a sausage roll
ruben: let’s go on a gander to greggs
ruben: i need a wee wee
william: let’s take a gander to the toilets
example 2
william: i need a sausage roll
ruben: let’s go on a gander to greggs
by #williammmmm October 14, 2021
Get the gandermug.