Somebody who tracks celebrities and tells others of their whereabouts, what they are wearing and who they are with.
by joanna moran April 23, 2006
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by Michael William Smith February 25, 2008
Get the Galpern mug.One of the most prolific and successful writers of fanfiction.net; Dude can write about ANYTHING and it will get multiple reviews.
Joe= Frank, you have too much dialogue in your fanfiction; if you balance your writing by adding text, you would be like Galbert-Kun.
Frank= Who's Galbert-Kun?
Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.
Jane= Dawn, I haven't read any good Naruto or Hayate the Combat Butler fanfiction; any suggestions?
Dawn= Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/1691077 because the author, Galbert-Kun, is a great romance fanfiction writer. His fics have made his readers cry due to the emotion of his stories.
Dawn= Thanks Jane, I can't wait to read Galbert-Kun's stories.
Frank= Who's Galbert-Kun?
Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.
Jane= Dawn, I haven't read any good Naruto or Hayate the Combat Butler fanfiction; any suggestions?
Dawn= Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/1691077 because the author, Galbert-Kun, is a great romance fanfiction writer. His fics have made his readers cry due to the emotion of his stories.
Dawn= Thanks Jane, I can't wait to read Galbert-Kun's stories.
by HisPromoter May 29, 2010
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Originated in the late 1990s in sub-zero environments where men would have to galert to be able to masturbate. Subsequently, men who could not achieve their goal in a very short period of time would almost certainly lose their penis to frostbite.
Originated in the late 1990s in sub-zero environments where men would have to galert to be able to masturbate. Subsequently, men who could not achieve their goal in a very short period of time would almost certainly lose their penis to frostbite.
by ezyarw January 10, 2010
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by Sam Fields August 10, 2009
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by Group B May 6, 2007
Get the gallert mug.When you have too much porn on your phone and you want to send a meme to somebody. It's like playing Minesweeper in your gallery, trying not to accidentally send porn.
Them: Why is it taking you so long to send that picture?
Me: Sorry, I'm playing a bit of Gallery Minesweeper
Me: Sorry, I'm playing a bit of Gallery Minesweeper
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