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he made graduation

What people say to defend Kanye West for saying he liked Hitler.
Said to remind them that Kanye made his album graduation so he's not bad anymore because the album is so good.
"I can't believe Kanye West said that!"

"Yeah, but he made graduation."
"Oh yeah. I love Kanye."
by forrealongod January 5, 2023
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High School Graduation

High School Graduation is the bipolar day for everybody. Everybody has mixed feelings about this day. Usually you are really happy because of all of the shallow bitches or fuckboys you don't have to deal with anymore, and feel a sense of revenge because they've wasted all of their time trying to manipulate you. But also you feel really upset because you know it's the day that represents the last time you hanging out with your friends and close people. Once it's all over you usually miss high school and wish you could go back to this day with everybody else.
High school graduation is the day where your life takes a huge turn, both for the better and the worse.
by unmanipulable February 8, 2018
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Belgian graduation outfit

A low-cut dress donned by a well-endowed female
I was minding my own business when suddenly this woman walks by in a Belgian graduation outfit.
by Madscientist09 June 12, 2017
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Virtual Graduation

Noun: Modified graduation ceremony for Class of 2020. Students are filmed recieving diplomas. It is a laborious process that requires innumerable hours of work. Developed as a result of global pandemic.

Verb: cause of head explosions. Upon hearing about virtual graduation as a result of students and parents take to social media to spread negativity because they no longer have the ability to contact the school personally via phone or email.
Parent/Student 1: (facebook post) virtual graduation is BS. They lied to us. Let's be a mob and all rant. ***heads explode***
by Mayor Ellen May 17, 2020
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Dick With a Graduation Hat

Excited Mom: So... my honors student can totally beat your honors student...

Bored Mom: Your honors student is a dick...

Excited Mam: a Dick With a Graduation Hat

Bored Mom: With loser parents.
by Awesometoast April 7, 2010
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sixth grade graduation

When someone of about 15-16 years of age uses his three inches of dissappointment to give an 11 year old the most uninteresting seven minutes of her life.
"dude nascar fucked an 11 year old"
"oh god dude he gave her a sixth grade graduation"
"nah dawg, she's skipped a few grades if you know what i mean"
"yeah and she's a mom too."
by koo koo kachoo motherfucker January 21, 2009
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post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.
My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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