glass-hearted

having a heart that gets hurt at the slightest umbrage; haveing a heart that breaks easily.

It is said that women are glass-hearted.

by uttam maharjan August 28, 2012

gassperated

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.

"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"

by dw8177 July 30, 2017

Glass Cannon Critic

Someone who has no issue criticizing others, often to an extreme extent, but gets extremely defensive when he is under criticism.

He’s a glass cannon critic, which is why we hate him.

by Salvguard January 11, 2020

lawn gassed day

an expression of relief that a long, exhausting day that can be said in a setting where "long ass day" might not be appropriate.

I hate today was a lawn gassed day.

I hate that was a lawn gassed road trip.

I hate that was a lawn gassed recital.

by LogicManRI January 21, 2013

Race colored glasses

This refers to someone who sees racial profiling in anything.

Evander sees the world through race colored glasses, sports, college, science, you name it!

by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021

Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.

Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!

by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021

Kyle Gass

The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?
Kyle Gass: Yes.
JB: Would you read to me?
KG: Why couldn't you read?
JB: Just don't want to.
KG: Yes.
JB: Would you take a bullet for me?
KG: No.

by The Troll June 29, 2006