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Goobie

Goober + Cutie = Goobie

A silly term of endearment. A nickname given to a loved one.
I love you, Goobie!
by DeathRhea November 9, 2011
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Glorious Disaster

An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
by VINAPBC24 June 4, 2008
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glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.
by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005
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goobic

Of, by, for, pertaining to, or suggestive of goobs, goobers, nerds, geeks, etc. Lame. Wack. Uncool. Possible origin in Northern Virginia. Especially appropriate when efforts to be cool backfire.
That Bad Boy Club sticker is goobic as hell.
by monkesius mountainii October 8, 2012
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Gloria

A girl who hates herself even though everyone calls her beautiful and is very emo and has too many fake friends. Everyone is rude to her for no reason and always hate her and post rude things about her which knocks her confidence. At first Gloria is very shy but as you get to know her she will be much nicer and more confident to hide the sadness she feels inside. She thinks she is really ugly although people say she's pretty af and whenever she posts a photo of herself on Instagram she deletes it no matter how many likes or comments it has because she will think it's not good enough. Please, if you know a Gloria, give her a compliment, chat with her, talk to her, share your food with her, hug her, make her feel wanted.
Gloria: *deletes Instagram photo*
Person 1: Hey why'd you delete it? It was really nice!
Person 2: Yeah you looked so pretty in it!
Gloria: Don't know, just felt like it.
by iDoNotWannaBeTracer June 6, 2019
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Gloria

She's a perfection everybody wan't her but she's hard to have she got that curves that every girl wants she got that booty that everyone want to grab it she got that body that every one want it she's perfect she's gorgeous She has many talents she's so hot with a good character she have also a Bad side but her Good side is full of Gold she got that Hips wich mix with African and Hispanic Hips She's a perfection
Boy 1 : Damn that booty
Boy 2 : Damn them curves
Boy 1 : That Sexy hips
Boy 2 : She's a perfection
Both : she's a Gloria
by Freddiegimmer January 2, 2017
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Gloria

"Glory" as in Glory to God, Gloria's are kind, sensitive, although a bit too outspoken, they mean well and are often misunderstood. If you give a Gloria a chance you will find a loyal friend for life, as long as you don't abuse or misuse her.
Praise, Humble, Worship, Kindhearted, Loving, Heart of Gold, Friend of God, Gloria.
by Heart after God February 5, 2010
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