Of, by, for, pertaining to, or suggestive of goobs, goobers, nerds, geeks, etc. Lame. Wack. Uncool. Possible origin in Northern Virginia. Especially appropriate when efforts to be cool backfire.
by monkesius mountainii October 09, 2012
Adjective - used to describe anything that could be considered lame, nerdy or something a goober would do or create. Word was coined in the 1980's in Reston, VA by the most Goobic person I know.
by Chaosmonger February 13, 2015
A man named Guzik or a personnel of Guiziks size ( 5’ 4” 200-300lbs ) lays on the ground with their shirt up/ stomach exposed. Meanwhile a group of 3 or more men race to ejaculate on the guzik tummy. Last one to spread their seed proceeds to lick it all off!
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DISCLAIMER* Soggy Goobic doesn’t always need 3 or more people!! Soggy Goobic is also a sex position when done with 2 men!
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DISCLAIMER* Soggy Goobic doesn’t always need 3 or more people!! Soggy Goobic is also a sex position when done with 2 men!
by the real Goobic April 13, 2024