Bald-Goldilocks

A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.

"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"

by WASSUP Y'ALL June 1, 2018

gaming goldilocks

If you try to hard on a game you are called a sweat but when you don't try enough you are called trash the gaming goldilocks is a zone in the middle of these two things called casual gaming

“I got called a sweat at a game then called trash what do i do?”
“Try in the middle its called the gaming goldilocks”

by Pineapple tastes awful June 14, 2021

Reverse Goldilocks

Is when you pee inside of a girls, vagina or butt and let her squirt it back out back all over your body

I was with her last night and we did the Reverse Goldilocks move for the first time

by Raw_meat1992 March 13, 2023

Goldierocks

Renowned energetic DJ, promoter, music journalist and notorious socialite from London, UK. Infamous for her very long blonde locks and bouncy live performances- resident indie/electro DJ at Ibiza Rocks, Ibiza and Razzmatazz, Barcelona. Tours extensively and parties very, very hard.

Goldierocks rocked it last night…

by Badel06 January 1, 2007

Goldilocked

Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.

"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."

by TheHannburger August 4, 2009

Goldicock

An adjective used to describe a penis that's not too big, not too small, but just right.

For men: "I always worried girls thought I was small, but last night Sarah told me I had a Goldicock so I feel much better."

For women: "Telling guys with small dicks they have Goldicocks is way easier than having to deal with their insecurities."

by blinkeythefish April 27, 2010

Goldicocks

A woman who measures the penis size of all her dates so she can provide gory details to her friends.

We nicknamed our friend Goldicocks because she would come back from dates and rate the men's penis size, "this one is too big," "this one is too small," "this one is just right."

by Faster Redhead June 4, 2016