gnat cheese

noun-The cheesy matter around a dog's penis that gnat can't seem to resist. noun- A person who is a complete dumbass.

Why did you stick your hand in the garbage disposal when it was on you stupid gnat cheese? That pit-bull has loads of gnat cheese.

by J Lee January 27, 2006

gnat tats

female breasts which are so small they could be mistaken for gnat bites

cor, you've got some gnat tats there!
are those you're breasts or gnat bites?

by Lil Lou August 8, 2005

gnat bread

When a female goes without washing her crotch for a period of time and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of her cooter. This substance, after extremely long periods of time, begins to attract gnats to said area.

The class hos had extremely bad gnat bread and everyone started to avoid them.

by purplepeopleeater August 22, 2007

dick gnat

An annoying girl or groupie who is constanly "buzzing arounnd" band members. Similar to those little gnats that buzz around the genitals of dogs.

Man, that girl is at every single one of our shows. She is such a dick gnat!

by JC95 September 28, 2008

gnat's pube

Microscopic unit of measurement that is a fraction of a knats cock and a gnat's ass. Most often used to describe a precision that is much finer than is actually required.

Damnit, Paul! We need to drill that hole within a gnat's pube of the mark or the whole project will go tits up.

by UrbanRuss May 15, 2008

gnat butter

n. that yellow ooze at the end of a dog's dick, often surrounded by gnats

Dude, your dog just licked off his gnat butter.

by guess January 12, 2005

Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread

First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020