G-GILF

Great Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

Schmit loves to lube up the G-Gilfs after Stan is done licking their Cosseys

by Concrete Lab May 20, 2008

gillflirted

To gill-flirt... When a female human take a horse cock that is to big and ruptures.

That lady in that porn with that horse was gillflirted and had to go to the hospital

by mailmany November 10, 2009

gilflurted

Horribly damaged/injured.

That Smith kid got himself gilflurted last week. They said the fire dept couldn't find his nutsack or left eye in the wreckage.

by Randy Bates January 5, 2008

gilf

A Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck.

Did you just see that hot piece of granny ass!? thats some serious gilf mofo!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006

GILF

noun: (n)
A grandmother/father who one would like to have sexual relations with.

Look at the GILF!

by JJBoBo92 October 17, 2011

GILF

Girl I'd Like To Fuck.

Dude, that chick over there, total GILF!

by someguynstuff April 28, 2011

Girtft

"Get it right the first time"

Hey Conrad, you dumb fucking limey, girtft!

by Felice June 30, 2003