Skip to main content

Geoff'd it

To be ahead/doing well in something, only to fuck it up at the last second and fail.

Origin: Geoff Ramsey of Achievement Hunter, who constantly causes himself to fail, no matter how hard he tries to succeed.
*While playing GTA V*
"I'm gonna win!"
*falls off the map, proceeds to be passed by everyone in race*
"Gah! I Geoff'd it!"
by Caninse February 20, 2017
mugGet the Geoff'd it mug.

Geoff Wigington

everyone's favorite fucking dad, let's be real. also plays guitar in a band of lads called Waterparks.
I fucking LOVE Geoff Wigington.
by Awsten Knight April 10, 2019
mugGet the Geoff Wigington mug.
Related Words

Geoff jeans

A pair of jeans usually only worn around the house. They tend to be cheap, ugly and/or old and are seldom worn in public places.
Let me shower and change out of my Geoff jeans, and I can meet up in about an hour.
by F E D December 14, 2010
mugGet the Geoff jeans mug.

Geoff Shreeves

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".
Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!
by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013
mugGet the Geoff Shreeves mug.

Geoff Ramsey

A machinima producer and voice actor for Rooster Teeth Productions. Plays Grif in the web show Red vs. Blue and is know for having tattoos over his arms.

Born as Geoff Fink on June 19, 1975. Currently resides in Austin, Texas with his wife Griffon Ramsey and daughter Millicent Ramsey.
Geoff Ramsey is soooooooooo hot!!

I wanna have a three-some with Geoff and Griffon.
by Sasumi August 20, 2011
mugGet the Geoff Ramsey mug.

Geoff "the Rob"

a name beloning to only the greatest of men. Men who don't fuck with tap water, they brew their own beer. Watchu know about brewin' your own beer? A name so exclusive to mankind, it is a international law that only the finest of babies be bestowed upon the name of Geoff.

Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
mere mortal: uhhh...this is all wrapped in mitochondria right

Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia

everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH

Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff

everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
by unsuspectingmortal October 21, 2011
mugGet the Geoff "the Rob" mug.

Geoff (A.K.A. G-MONEY)

someone who is full of the bills and has literally ALL the bitches n hoes after him. but does not like to take them from all other playa's and gangsta's. he is a respectable man.
"yo dammnn that guys a hugggge Geoff!
by G March 14, 2005
mugGet the Geoff (A.K.A. G-MONEY) mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email