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Schmatta Gauntlet

A narrow walkway surrounded by merchants hawking cheap souvenirs, as frequently experienced when disembarking a cruise ship in a popular tourist port.
So I got off the ship to take a nice walk, but first, Oy!, had to survive the schmatta gauntlet!
by Cruise Maven March 21, 2019
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You Dashed In The Wrong Gauntlet

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the E, the beginning right here flashes "ur pp smo-hol". I am genuienly upset! Have you sent it to RobTop yet? E to the 1 to the 1 to the E, Oh my god.. *inhale* OH MY GOD! YEAAAAA- You broke glass?! Oh my god! And theres nothing incredible about that! What's up guys! I'm the PigPigGamer! Yes, I am the best 50 hz player. Both at the game and both at life, and now, you are going to die. 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the E, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- NUUUUUUUUHHH- AAAAAAAA- NO! WAAAAAAA- No.. NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! 98! 100 people are watching me shave. E to the 1 to the 1 to the E. What up! It's Dash-ie! Theory, of Everything 2. Imagine getting a kiss from RobTop dude. AAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAHHH! LOOK AT THAT ATTEMPT NUM- Don't stand a chance 'cause they don't got legs. I like my beats fast and my bass down low, B-B-B-Ba-Ba- La, la la-la-la *spinnity spin spin spin* (im gonna add this here, You Dashed In The Wrong Gauntlet)
by UmutGamer35 September 8, 2022
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Run the Gauntlet

To expose oneself to danger or the criticism of others.
"Off I go, to run the gauntlet"
~Quoted from The Diary Of Anne Frank

"It's hell week. Time to run the gauntlet punk."
by 8-Ball Lock October 23, 2005
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Burrito Gauntlet

n. when a person crawls past two lines of men ejaculating on his/her face, and at the end of the lines (s)he is slapped with a hot piping bean burrito.
1. "That person was an asshole! We should make him run the burrito gauntlet." - Oscar

2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"

Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."

Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"

Sally: "Yeah."
by Doucheow December 18, 2010
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bronze gauntlet

when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.
i was grossed out last night when i fisted mary and she gave me a bronze gauntlet.
by crookedmist July 30, 2010
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sauce gauntlet

His sauce gauntlet loaded her sauce gauntlet with sauce.
by Jamie Gillman December 30, 2003
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the gauntlet

a high level drinking/drug game, commonly played by college students. first you take a hit off of a bong, then you chug a can of beer without exhaling, then after drinking the beer you exhale the smoke out of your nose and crunch the can on your forehead.
dude how high are you, and how'd you get that bruise on your head? Man im so high.... but last night i did the gauntlet!
by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007
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