GTSSSS

Facebook lingo for goodtimes or my personally favorite:
grean
tea
sucks
so
slurp
soup :)

ex 1
guy 1: mayunnn remember chillin' on the beach allllll summah long in oh nine????????
guy 2: yeah *sigh* them be some gtssss
ex. 2
girl 1: dayummmm....... i need me a cup o' green tea
girl 2: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! GTSSSS
girl 1: okay! chicken or tomato
girl 2: deff tomato, it's the shiznit especially if you cook up some grilled cheese to go wid it
girl 1: k ill see u at dinnahhh then
girl 2: yepppp
girl 1+2: l8rs

by aj n. inami November 28, 2009

Gassassin

A person who knocks another over using nothing but flatulence.

Person #1: Man, that was brutal. I fell out of my chair.
Person # 2: Yeah, he's a Gassassin.

by pilotgeg February 16, 2010

gasserole

a casserole, or other hot dish, that causes a bad case of gas or an intestinal holocaust.

Aunt Cheryl's holiday gasserole wreaked havoc on our drive home.

by camarks December 26, 2009

gassner

A long metal or wooden implement used during 16th - 17th century warfare (primarily between ships at sea)to stuff gunpowder and filler into a cannon prior to firing.

"Good god man, fetch the gassner with haste before we all get blown out of the water!"

Deckhand 1: "The gassner is jammed in the barrel! What shall we do?"
Deckhand 2: "Fire it to sea and I'll go fetch another below deck."

by Ejay Zvekicram January 7, 2009

Black Gates

A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.

Son: Good Day Mom?

Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.

You: Holy shit Black Gates.

by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011

gassing it

When bitches make shit more than the shit needs to be.

"Yeah me and him fought, but we only slapped, niggas gassing it up so now everyone thinks it was a fist fight"

by Tars_95 March 27, 2016

Synyster gates

A FUCKIN LEDGE. Best modern day guitarist in the fuckin world, i wanna rape him and his guitar

Synyster gates is such a babe

by Oliver the Great November 16, 2006