Futon Fun

To have sexual intercourse on a futon.

Guy 1: Hey what happened to Timmy last night?
Guy 2: Timmy had 25 shots of vodka and ended up having futon fun with Torrie.
Guy 1: No Way! Way to go Timmy Tivo!

by Willy Wonkah February 17, 2010

Futon

the sitting furniture in your room/ dorm room where your friends can sit and hang out. Also, it is a make out spot for people as well.

Ashley: It was an intresting night last night.

Me: What happened?

Ashley: My roommate had sex with her boyfriend on the futon.

by johnashmore October 16, 2009

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011

Futon Cruton

When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.

Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton

by Staffro November 4, 2010

Futorious

the optimal outcome of ones plans realized on a future date.

time traveling proved to be very futorious when Kayleigh stepped out of the contraption to realize she had skipped the work week altogether and was faced with the wonder that is Saturday night.

by $ø September 15, 2020

Attack on titan futon cult

The best cult ever! Very peaceful, besties and swag. Only hot people join the futon cult

“Hey you know the attack on titan futon cult?”
“The largest, peacefulness, load of hot people?!”
“Yea!!”

by uuund3r_pr3ssure July 11, 2021