furnace room lullaby

Not a very good way to die.

Jimmy hasn't paid his gambling debit and he hasn't been seen for a bit. Maybe Jimmy got sung a furnace room lullaby.

by Not Jimmy September 10, 2007

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

furnace ass

A romantic partner who gives off a lot of body heat.

Wintertime camping is easy and comfortable when you share a sleeping bag with a furnace ass.

by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014

furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

broken furnace

After two lovers have sexual intercourse, the woman begins to limp because the erotic penis was deep enough in the woman to cause pain in her pelvis

I gave Susan a broken furnace last night, she said it wasn't her first.

by Pelvis Presley April 20, 2017

Furnace

A small but HELLA THICC Asian 🥵🥵 who is verbally but not physically freaky. Furnace is also addicted ta shirtless 🥵 lads and loves to whack lads heads. She is also class at shifting.

Me: *whack*
Furnace: *whack*

by ConorGavin69420 January 3, 2020

Furnace

A small but HELLA THICC Asian 🥵🥵 who is verbally but not physically freaky. Furnace is addicted to shirtless 🥵🥵 lads and loves to whack lads heads. She is also class at shifting.

Me: *whack*
Furnace: *whack*

by ConorGavin69420 January 3, 2020