1. Misspelt other word for swaddling material wrapped firmly around an infant,baby or politician to ensure warmth & love.
2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)
2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)
MAN: Darling I know we've only known eachother fifteen years and are having a healthy, normal,if awfully infrequent, sexual relationship with one another but would it be ok if we could, perhaps, have sexual relations on top of the funting tonight as I've never so much as seen one of your nipples! The closest is that drawing, that I drew, ten years ago.
WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)
WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008
Get the Funtingmug. 
"FUNT" is a word mostly used with all capital letters. It is to be used as a one word reply to a Facebook status which which whinges about pointless stuff or is depressive, sad, or lame!
by Razorriot July 18, 2010
Get the FUNTmug. Funt's origins came from the two well known words, fuck and cunt. It is an easier way of saying 'fucking cunt'.
1. insult - you guys are funts!
2. in anger - argh, funt this shit.
3. shocked - what the funt!!!
4. replacing the word person - where did those funts go?
5. sex - man that was some good funt last night!
2. in anger - argh, funt this shit.
3. shocked - what the funt!!!
4. replacing the word person - where did those funts go?
5. sex - man that was some good funt last night!
by <3 atd-i July 23, 2008
Get the funtmug. Something what lil kids say after they hear it from the fifth graders. See fax regina pegina pennsylvania ants and Alabama
Mommy: Billy it's sleepy time now, come to bed!
Billy: Fax you in the faxing funt you stupid faxing son of a beech fax your mother, fax your father, im gonna faxing kill your funt until you faxing die you stupid faxing funt!!!!
Mommy: Isn't he adorable?
Billy: Fax you in the faxing funt you stupid faxing son of a beech fax your mother, fax your father, im gonna faxing kill your funt until you faxing die you stupid faxing funt!!!!
Mommy: Isn't he adorable?
by wtf March 8, 2005
Get the funtmug. Oh man I want to get inside her greasy funt, I bet it'd taste like chowder and vomit with a touch of paprika!
by Flasmo The Nate July 30, 2008
Get the funtmug.