Spooky Underpants

Used by the Ancient Egyptians to describe un-natural underpants movement.

"My gosh Tutankhamun, look at those terrible spooky underpants outside, they are dancing"

by Jordan June 7, 2004

underpantsgnomes

little gnomes that steal your underwear from drawers and even if you have them on!

The underpantsgnomes stole Billy Bob's underwear

by SaltyMcFog September 5, 2003

Underpants Captain

In sexual situations, especially those including 3 or more members, the sole individual appointed with the task of deciding if, when, and how each person's underpants (including their own) should be removed.

Although Isaac was the Underpants Captain, Zooey violated the rules by taking off her own underwear...so Audrey and Michelle kicked her out of the orgy.

by VivaLaHST April 26, 2012

Underpants Gnome Syndrome

A condition suffered by a person or persons that strive towards a given goal but with absolutely no idea how their actions or planned actions will actually achieve the desired result.

Phrase derived from the underpants gnomes characters from the TV series 'South Park' that collected and stockpiled used underpants for the purpose of making a profit but had no idea of how to actually achieve this.

Demonstrators protesting against nuclear power but not considering how they will pay the ever increasing cost of power derived from the diminishing fossil fuel supply suffer a severe case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome.

Ex UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffered a major case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome when he thought that reducing VAT (sales Tax) by 2.5% last year would significantly stimulate consumer spending.

by brightstar555 August 11, 2010

infallible underpants

A phrase mocking any token or procedure the possession or performance of which invests a person with arbitrary authority.

It's a nod to the specific criteria necessary for the Pope to be said to be exercising Papal Infallibility -- and so be speaking for God. Without fulfilling the criteria he's just a man in a funny hat and can be as wrong any anyone else.

"I don't need to look it up. I'm wearing my infallible underpants."

"For Christ's sake Bob, you've a clipboard not infallible underpants."

by jamiebabe August 14, 2015

capitan underpants

snap and he will be right there. from the comic book. at first a grouchy old principle until he was hypnotized.
TRA LA LAAAAAAA

Help me capitan underpants

by rodimus_prime2426 June 8, 2017

Engine Underpants

Engine Underpants / ˈɛn dʒən • ˈʌn dərˌpænts /

Also known as " Creepers / ˈkri pərz / "

Any type of undergarment with a tendency to repetitively ride up your butt crack, with the power and reliability the of a steam-engine train riding the rail to the express tunnel, leaving you unhappily maneuvering it free and/or pulling it out like clockwork.

*Insert mental image of Thomas the Tank Engine Boxer-Briefs >>Here<< .*

I.E.

Friendo
" Why d'you keep walking like a freakin' crab person today..? "
Other Friendo
" -Shut up, I got some "Engine Underpants" on right now, they just keep ridin' up on me and it's driving me bonkers!"

by Pfeffernüsse Schädenfreude September 20, 2022