Boner Fumes

When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected

“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Loc-fume

Hydrating hair perfume for locs

Did you get the new Loc-fume Jahzylocs Essentials dropped?? I smells Godly !!

by Locnation December 9, 2021

Fume-shroom

A plant in the game Plants vs. Zombies that shoots fumes that does damage in an area of effect at zombies who are in it.

"I planted columns worth of Fume-shrooms and the zombie horde got wrecked from the fumes."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

Greg's Fuming

When Greg's special someone is talking to someone else.

Yo, look at Greg... Greg's Fuming!!!

by ProudGregKoDisrespector September 28, 2021

Running on fumes

When you have 1% left on your phone but still need to do stuff

Joe: Yesterday my phone had 1% left while I was doing my project. Luckily it lasted long enough
Lance: Your phone was running on fumes

by astridhofferson666 May 20, 2019

Ball Fumes

1. Where-in a man masturbates so much in a short period of time, that he receives pain instead of an orgasm. 2. Like an automobile gas tank, he no longer has any liquid in the tank.

I was so longly once that I masturbated 10 times in a single night. My Ball Fumes hurt like a mother F***er!

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

running on fumes

Describing a car or other form of transport that is running very low on fuel.

Also an euphimism for very tired.

1. Its lucky we found this garage, look at the fuel guage, we were running on fumes.

2. The runner finished the marathon but later said to reporters that towards the end that he was 'running on fumes'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 27, 2004