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Fucktionist

That one is quite the fucktionist.
by Scrubbydo1 November 19, 2022
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Fuckmigo's

Sometimes referred to as "The Three Fuckmigo's". Usually a band of mentally and socially challenged employees. They tend to stick together, and continuously screw up the easiest and most basic tasks. They are allergic to natural gas for what ever reason.
Who forgot to get the customers email on this ticket? You already know bro, it was one of the Three Fuckmigo's.
by Big Whitey Ford October 26, 2022
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Fucktional

Functional complete dysfunction aka Shystem's Function that is FUBAR Fucked UP ~ SHIFUBAR!!! ~ yet barely functioning.

“When criminals gain possession of the State machinery – as we KNOW Corporate-Political Elites have done – the Corporation State continues to function because fear, mediocrity and corruption in office, salaried position and general-practiced citizenry cannot summon the moral courage to WITHHOLD OUR COLLABORATION!”

- Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)
NACTZ1 'Rule' in AOTEAROA New Zealand will mean the complete PRe-Veil of Globalized, Neo-Bellum, Neo-Colonial, Neolobotomized, Neoliberal, Corporation State *Market Dictatorshop* Zombieconomic WaffeFF Fucktional Faschism, and WE'RE fucken DONE if that happens.
by PartisanZ July 11, 2023
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fucktion

a fucktion is referring to an event with a designated time and place for fornication.
Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"
by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024
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Fucktional

When you're functionally fucked up.
I was partying all night and had to work for 12 hours the next day. Instead of getting and hour of sleep and feeling like crap I extended my party session within functional limits and became a fucktional adult instead.

Ex: Functional or Fuckionality are the umbrella terms for other fictional actions such as "hair of the dog", "Sharpener", "Shampooy" , "puke and ralley (as long as the recovery brings you back to a level of functionality)

2) See Canadian Rob Ford. Ran a whole city on crack. Very Fucktional.
by TickyTy888 July 18, 2025
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Suburban Fucktionary

a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking
Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!
by flamingofan123 May 5, 2019
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