Fuckton

Five metric shit-loads.

I bet she has seen a FUCKTON of dick.

by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 17, 2022

fuckton

Precisely, 8100 USC pounds.

More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.

A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.

(Eyeing a huge mound of truck tires) "That, my girl, is a fuckton of used rubbers."

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

Fuckton

The equivalent of ten shitloads

Shaniqua: Yo ma titties weigh a fuckton!

Tyrone: Damn!

by Chunt April 3, 2012

metric fuckton

Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.

The price is 2 metric fucktons.

by YaBoiBreezy April 27, 2020

Metric Fuckton

One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.

Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds

by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 17, 2022

A Fuckton

A very large amount of something of the users choosing.

"That sure is a fuckton of booze you got there!"
"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."

by Naundrup July 4, 2017

Fuckton

A ton of fuck

Thats a fuckton of dildos

by T H E T H I C C B I C September 6, 2017