by Chunt February 13, 2012
Precisely, 8100 USC pounds.
More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.
A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.
More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.
A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.
by MrFarnsworth October 22, 2016
by Markk116 July 03, 2012
by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 18, 2022
"I came a fuckton last night."
"How much is a fuckton?"
"The amount of cum you produce during a ton of fucking."
"But how much is a ton of fucking?"
"A fuckton."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"You don't make any sense."
"How much is a fuckton?"
"The amount of cum you produce during a ton of fucking."
"But how much is a ton of fucking?"
"A fuckton."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"You don't make any sense."
by Fuckton June 11, 2013
Noun.
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
Or
An insurmountable or unattainable differential
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
Or
An insurmountable or unattainable differential
Dude, the Broncos are losing by a fuckton; there’s no way they’ll ever come back!
Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!
Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!
by MJ82 October 07, 2018
"That sure is a fuckton of booze you got there!"
"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."
"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."
by Naundrup July 04, 2017