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Frustration Boner

When something is so frustrating, and you cannot possibly grasp it that it gives you a frustrating boner. It could be a math question that you can't wrap your head around, a tag on the back of your boxers that won't stop itching, etc.
Guy1: OH MY FUCKING GOD, the tag on the back of my shirt won't stop itching
Guy2: That's frustrating
Guy1: I have SUCH a frustration boner now
by fustorbutts January 21, 2009
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women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"
My mom is totally being a WMF today.
by Lon September 2, 2005
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Frustipated

Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.
Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.
by McDad March 18, 2010
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figureskater frustration

A man dressed in gold sequins working intimately with a hot girl in various compromisingly close positions remeniscent of kama sutra poses involving friction between silky tight clothing. The man usually ends up at home thinking about the girl with a bottle of that new KY massage oil.
Donny's got figureskater frustration because Tamara and her big juggies keeps pressing into his back while they work on the corporate spreadsheet.
by MrMorrison February 14, 2006
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Fruitastic

Something that is positive and yet gay at the same time.
Gaylord: "Did you hear they legalized gay marriage in California?"
Armande: "Good for them, that's fruitastic!"
Gaylord: "Not to change the subject, but what do you think of the paisley ascot I'm wearing."
Armande: "That too, is fruitastic."
by Mr. Softey January 26, 2009
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frustrading

(n) The act of exchanging one source of frustration for another.
I’m sick of sitting in traffic jams every morning. I’m thinking of frustrading to the overcrowded, unreliable train system instead.
by frustrader January 14, 2009
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Frusterbated

Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.

or

adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.

Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.

Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
by twiggiwig July 22, 2009
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