Frumpwilly

The process of taking a dump in a cup behind a bush while smoking cigars.

friend 1: Did you just frumpwilly?

friend 2: yeah, and I threw it in the trash can!

friend 1: Wicked!

by ForestDump July 4, 2009

Frumpied

To be confronted by the numbers 752. Orginated from the USS Pasadena (SSN 752). The USS Pasadena had a cartoon turtle with boxing gloves named frumpy. The crew began to proclaim, "I Just got frumpied!", if they saw 752 anywhere, such as 7:52 AM or $7.52. Avoiding these numbers becomes a daily chore.

Don't buy the number 7 meal, the total adds up right, and you get frumpied.

by Frumpy752 July 14, 2010

Fruliesmut

Fruliesmut --

1. Adj.

2. Smut that is just so hot that it makes you go 'GUH! *Puddle* *Die* *Get back up to do it all over again*'

3. Any smut that has girls rubbing their legs together and guys going 'Need a bathroom! NOW!'

4. Named after frulie.

I was reading the latest Fruliesmut today and all I could say was, 'Guh. Mer. Squee.' for about an hour.

There's no smut like Fruliesmut when you need that extra dose of H/D hotness.

by chrystal barr May 12, 2004

frumpagoose

A person who is frumpy but not quite as frumpy as a frumpapotomous.

Me: "Wow I am feeling frumpy today!"

You: "Are you a frumpapotomous?"

Me: "Nah, not quite. More like a frumpagoose."

by mightybean5 March 27, 2009

frump-chunk

An overweight/obese person (typically female) who has an inelegant outward appearance. Also commonly seen with short curly hair.

Hey, check out that chick over there! There's a frump-chunk if I ever saw one!

Sorry sir, this is a strictly no frump-chunk zone. No amount of Axe body spray is going to divert my attention from your inelegant outward appearance.

by Frame_Runner January 26, 2012

Frulling

Having a threesome in a public area, usually done while all six are wearing cowboy boots.

Person 1
"Holy crap, does this happen during every rodeo?"
Person 2
"Should we record this?"
Person 3
"Nothing to see here, just a three people doing the frulling..."

Threesome Calgary Stampede

by Dell Griffith August 17, 2015

Frullinged

1. When you are in an area that gets hit by two storms from different sides.
2. When taking a pounding from two directions.

"Look at those storms, we're about to get Frullinged!"
"My Buddy and I Frullinged this girl we met at the bar last night"

by tucsondog August 8, 2016