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Fruitcake

A horrible tasting, rock hard food that you give to your least favorite people. Fruitcakes are often as tough as a boulder and as appetizing as one. Due to their inedible nature, fruitcakes are often regifted (or rarely gifted) to someone (often a disliked person).
Little Johhny received a fruitcake from his wife's sister for Christmas. Because it was harder than a rock, he regifted it to his annoying sister, Margret, for New Years.
by Night_Who_Says_Ni May 23, 2023
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Spanish fruitcake

"wow he is such a Spanish fruitcake."
by SatansDucky December 15, 2017
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Fruity/Fruitcake

A derogatory term towards lgbtqia+ (mainly gay men) that has been popularised without proper informants.
Seeing a gay man and going “look at that Fruitcake” or “you’re being really fucking Fruity”. Fruity/Fruitcake is a insult towards lgbtqia+ people.
by anonymous64728264682 July 25, 2021
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fruitcake

a name given to a kid typically (george liu)
george was dicking around so his friends called him a fruitcake

george fruitcake scrub frail frutti puffy
by antwon thgirwtrac February 11, 2013
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Frannie-fruitcake

Is a colloquial term for someone who is a hottie but is slightly insane. Nutty like all the best fruitcakes are
Hey john did you have a good night last night?
Yeh, i met this really awesome girl, shes a proper frannie-fruitcake
by PUddle2121212 March 7, 2009
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French fruitcake

A French male who presents a weak, homosexual appearance and is therefore considered a douche bag. May be seen wearing tight pants and kissing other men in the cheeks.
I never thought it would be so difficult to enjoy a croissant in a French café, specially with all these French fruitcakes licking each other's balls.
by pantheraux September 9, 2010
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