The Front Porch Test

In the fourth season, Lily confesses that she has been breaking Ted up with girls who she didn't see passing the "Front Porch Test." The Front Porch Test is Lily's indication of how happy they would all be together once they were old, thus showing if someone's love interest was right for them or not. The life lesson that is learned from this is that the most important people in your life you can imagine sitting happily on a front porch with when you're old and gray. If can also be applied to help you make everyday decisions.

the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?

by perksofbeingafernplant December 14, 2013

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

front lumps

Presumably, breasts. Grandpa Simpson used this word on the 399th episode of The Simpsons.

Betty has a wicked set of front lumps - they must be at least double d.

by j krash June 8, 2007

Fronthand Backhand

The best fucking game ever invented. Players choose either "fronthand" or "backhand" and their partner slaps them across the face, either fronthand or backhand. First shown in the Key and Peele skit, "Fronthand Backhand."

"Yo Tyrell."
"Yo Lawrence."
"You wanna play fronthand backhand?"
"Yo man, I don't know that game."
"Hey man, it's simple, dawg. All you gotta do is say fronthand or backhand!"
"Alright, fronthand."
*slap*
"Ooh man! I got you good! You know that funny."
"Backhand."

by MaTrIx April 2, 2013

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"

At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.

by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009

Front Porch Step

Front Porch steppin' it is the action of talking to underage girls in hopes of having sexual activities with them.

"Did you here about Johnny sexting that 14 year old?"
"Dude he's totally front porch steppin' it"

by Luca94 January 7, 2015

Frontal Dunlop

An oversized belly, girth, fat pouch, that extends forward from ones torso, may extend, droop over the belt line.

frontal dunlop: usually found on an obese male or female. They have trouble standing erect, may have lower back pain while walking. Easily identified by the two liter size mug full of pop and a jelly donut.

by cadilac1571 February 4, 2010