Full frontal phil-up

when your face is so covered in cum that you're as white as an albino

oh man i got a full frontal phil-up last night

by the half azn July 15, 2010

full frontal nerdity

Pocket protectors, comic convention t-shirts, Star Wars buttons, or anything else worn by geeks that proudly proclaims their dorkiness.

Mike: Dude, Professor Miller has a different pocket protector for every day of the week!
Rob: Word. He's flossin his full frontal nerdity.

by Kriss Bergethon January 1, 2008

melanie fontana

a white mayo-loving cracker who likes to steal other people's hard work and takes credit for bare shit.

"oMg HeHE evERyONe,, I dID aLL tHe WOrK LOL"
"ew is that a melanie fontana"

by segsikook October 21, 2020

frontal goat

the action of one resting his bag on top of his hole while forcing the shaft towards the target

Scunt! did you see that frontal goat!

by Gary Taylor October 6, 2009

Frontal Wedging

The injection of an apple pie into the female vagina.

We were not able to eat dessert on thanksgiving because my sister was frontal wedging herself.

by Micheal Rodriguez Stone December 1, 2010

Frontal Noodle

Penis

I walked in on Jason while he was dressing and saw his frontal noodle!

by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018

Fontana, KS

A shit stain located in eastern Kansas. A breeding ground for toothless degenerates with an education in lowered expectations. There is no grocery store or convenience store because who needs to eat when the whole town smokes meth. Ten minutes away from anything of importance.

I would like to do something with my life but I live in Fontana, KS

by Concerned citizens February 29, 2020