Froner

Frat Boner

The boner that frat stars get when they walk into an ABC party and see a sorority slut only a few strips of selectively place caution tape.

Also can be a boner caused by alumni reminiscing of their glory frat daddy days.

Frat Star 1: "That theta from last night was fine as hell dude"

Frat Star 2:"Yeah I had a major froner until her big came and made her go back to the house"

by NotSpaynce October 29, 2014

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Alex Froner

He’s the guy who spills out liquid earwax onto his younger brother.

Dude, don’t be an Alex Froner, control your ears.

by Gilbert Franklin October 10, 2019

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Froner

The low fro of Nick Jonas of The Jonas Brothers. Famously made when pictures surfaced showing him lifting his hand in the air..showing his patch.

Sally: *looks at froner picture* Aww, look how cute they all---omg, Sarah LMAO look!

Sarah: What?

Sally: Look at Nick Jonas.

Sarah: What? He looks so cute smil---OMG! LOL. Guy needs to shaveee!

by Kelsey from The Night Cru! September 28, 2008

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Flonker

An attractive young lady

Damn Doug, did you see that bitch? That bitch a FLONKER... slim waist cute face AND FAT OL ASS

by Ogpaperstackz April 14, 2019

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Ass N Franker

An Ass N Frnaker is when your sitting on the toilet shitting, and you end-up shitting and leaving out a monsterous looking turd in your toilet bowl!

"Oh my god dude, you should have seen the Ass n Franker that I left in my toilet this morning, after last night's beer and chicken wings frenzy!!"

by Guy Fawkes74 November 30, 2009

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Froner

In lieu of Crossfit legend and 3 time world champion competitor Rich Froning, it is common for many men to pop a boner or "froner" when looking at pictures of a shirtless Rich Froning or in his presence. The "froner" is not considered a homosexual tendency, but more of a form of respect and appreciation for his athletic accomplishments.

As Bryan watched Rich Froning compete in the Crossfit games at the Home Depot center in Los Angeles, he felt all the blood rush from his top head down to his low head. A gigantic froner former in his spandex shorts. Rich Froning dropped his 305lb barbell and made eye contact with Bryan's froner in the crowd. Rich winked at Bryan's froner as an sign of appreciation for the appreciation.

by Big Lud the Stud July 25, 2014

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