Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

friendly fire

friendly fire is when you at war or in battle especially the untied states of america military many branches like army, navy, air force, u,s space force, us stands for united states. marines. etc. they not focusing in battle and shoot and kill their own team mates with their guns. a lot of times because wearing like colors, or scared out of their man and shooting at everything that come their way. no children should be in the army. you shouldn't even start to join until you are at the age of 35 before you can join the military, no cowards or wimps either.

this friendly fire killed his best friend and now his wife is a widow or black widow.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022

friendly fire

noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh

The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.

Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"

by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020

Friendly Fire

To have the best sex with a femboy that you had yet while being very drunk, so you do't even realize that it is a man that you're fucking until the day after or after the effects of alchohol go away. Only applies to men.

Person 1: Ugh... i think i fucked up last night
Person 2: How come?
Person 1: I fucked this... this femboy and i didn't even realize until now.
Person 2: Friendly Fire right there lol

by y e e t y d e l i t y November 5, 2025

friendly fire fodder

These are the people yo would NOT take a bullet for. To the contrary, these people you would WANT to see put down. This is in reference to military term friendly fire, when troops shoot their own fellow personnel (accidently or not). Friendly fire fodder candidates are usually horrible bosses, who, by their subordinates, would like to see them gone if they could eliminate them.

Roger: Hey, Davie! How is your new boss, Michael?
David: Oh, he's the WORST! He a micro-manager from hell, and everybody hates him. I swear, if we were ever in an army battle, he would be a surefire candidate for being friendly fire fodder!

by brooskitooski August 9, 2025

Friendly Fire

During a three-some or orgy, a male member ejaculates, landing on another male member/in the shooters own mouth

Dude. I was in an orgy last night and I got friendly Fired. It went in my mouth!

by Mike hawk'shard September 7, 2021

Friendly Fire

A soldiers target ( a human) is usually an enemy, however in certain instances this target is a friendly, a shot towards said friendly is known as friendly fire, friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked.

Did you see swafor trying to friendly fire just because he wasn’t covering his shift

by DAB#2 June 21, 2020