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self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.
Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.
by penthausssss May 17, 2011
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freethought

A secular intellectual and cultural movement that extends back to the writings of the founding fathers of America, the philosophers of the French and German Enlightenment, and secular populists of the 19th century. The movement opposes old-fashioned dogmatic religion, but favors freedom of religion and freedom of thought.

The freethought movement has already had a significant influence, but its continuing importance is reinforced by modern religious extremism.
John Locke and Daniel Defoe were early freethinkers.

George W. Bush, Ossama B. and Stalin are all antitheses of the freethought movement.
by JoeBloggs April 10, 2005
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Freetown

A small town in Southern Mass, between Dartmouth and New Bedford. If you grew up there...You know what a jucket is. You played kick the can and sniffed gas as a kid. Truth or dare and spin the bottle at age 11. Home of the Pink eyed Pittsleys...and DeMoranvilles. Far from free...
I went to Freetown to go swimming in my cousins pool. It was wicked awesome!!!
by DJ Weezy May 24, 2008
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Ferth

a break in the time space continuum where fourth melds with fifth, to create a hidious freak of placement, they also explode within a week for disturbing the natural order of things.
When someone travels through time to try and win a race they and exit a worm hole just as they fnish a race, they finish the race in ferth.
by Dharlas April 1, 2010
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Fertility Pouch

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state
Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.
by Me.....and other people October 21, 2010
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Fert

Fert is used throughout the Eccles borough of Salford in Greater Manchester, England to express a state of bemusement. Often said when the recipient expresses dialogue of an intellectual or undistinguishable nature or the user is confused about a situation, word/phrase or action presented by any form of media. Fert is said in a high-pitched voice with a definite purpose to ridicule its recipient/s. It is most commonly used by youths between the ages of 8 and 16 towards figureheads or those in authority.
Recipient: When you multiply a decimalised irrational number whose sequence is of three digits, by 1000 and then subtract the original irrationality from this number you are left with the irrationality in a fractional form of n/999 (n=new number)

User: Fert!
by Jamie O'Reilly June 29, 2006
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freetas

The free Ritas water ice you recieve on the first day of spring.
Joe - Hey its the first day of spring. Do you know what that means?

Hollie - Duh, it's time to get our freetas!!
by SuperXer0 March 3, 2009
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