Imaginary Freind With Benefits

The figment of someones mind, pretaining to sex. Used to make someone look cooler. Can be very obvious. some have more than one.

Hank: Yo, is Jeffy coming to the movies with us tonight?

Phillis: Naw, hes out with his Imaginary Freind With Benefits.

by Qwauble July 7, 2011

freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

frexing

Deleting friends from your Facebook friend list.

Friend- exing

Suzie didn't even say hi to me when she passed me on her way to class. I'm so frexing her.

by FBfrexer February 18, 2011

freind cest

freind cest is where one of your freinds has got with a girl and then you get with the same girl. extreme cases of freind cest can involve one girl going around a group

dave bennington did you get with ruth last night? so did i hi 5 to freind cesting!

by burgerboydave January 2, 2010

Freeing

When you ball so hard your hands just know what to do

Ariel's so good she must be freeing

by Double A batteries December 31, 2015

annoying freind

The guy who ruins your life and makes you hate life.

hey stop being annoying freind.

by moomoogoaty January 11, 2017

Stat Freind

a freind on a social networking site that is your "freind" but isnt really a freind of yours

I added courtney as a freind, i know we really dont talk but i need some stat freinds

by howboutthemcowboys? November 8, 2009