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Brendan Fraiser

Shaving ones eyebrows, then whipping ones dick out for an hour, while in a grocery store.
Little Boy: Look at that man. His dingle is showing!
Mom: He's just doing a Brendan Fraiser
by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
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scruff flaps

Labia which happen to belong to a women of dubious cleanliness / moral standards. This does NOT ALWAYS refer to a physcially dirty vagina but may indeed purely indicate distaste with the persons behaviour. Originating in the UK.
"Please do not invite ( name of person )to the wedding I could not bear to imagine her dragging along her scruff flaps and just spoiling it"
by scruff flaps March 26, 2008
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Coochie Flaps

Having oversized labia that will not be contained by undergarments and thus move freely in a flapping motion.
Dave, your sister's coochie flaps are dragging on the floor and getting all dirty. Doesn't she notice, or is she red facing it again on blackberry brandy?
by JVicious December 18, 2010
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Smash Her Flaps In

Slang term referring to the desire to have sex with a woman.
"Yeah I'd well smash her flaps in!"
"Her flaps need a good smashing!"
"I'm guna take you home and smash your flaps in till they fall off!"
"I'd love to smash your flaps in!"
by seany_baby April 22, 2009
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Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.
Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.
by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
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FAPSMEG

FAPSMEG is the cheesy malodorous gunk that grows on penises and brains of Christian gay-bashers. Seen mainly in Rhode Island.
Brian had a really bad case of FAPSMEG until Maggie licked it off.
by MarcoD January 16, 2013
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fapstalgia

The nostalgic feeling one gets when finding old pornography.
Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.
by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014
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