Foldable Chair

Certain foldable chairs WILL cause cancer OR birth defects. DO NOT SIT ON A FOLDABLE CHAIR!

Woman: "Did you sit in that foldable chair?"
Other woman: "Yeah, gave my baby two heads."

by Goodnight Sleepy January 29, 2019

foday

a male usually of black heritage who has a long penis and is highly intelligent

"Did you see that foday on stage?"

by jaesky August 24, 2009

Dry Fondant

Dry Fondant is an alternative reference to dried semen or jizz. However, Dry Fondant is only used when such condition occurrs while participating in a Decorating Party. Dry Fondant, like dried semen, can be reconstituted with a little water.

During the bukkake at a recent Decorating Party, Linda found herself very satisfied as she took on repeated lovers one after another. Her bukkake session actually took so long that she found herself well decorated and covered in Dry Fondant. She cleaned up nicely after reconstituting all the man batter with a little warm water spray from the shower nozzle.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

foda

The act of fucking (i.e. foder) (Portuguese slang)

It is never used as an insult (you cannot call someone a "foda"); however, it generally considered to be a very rude word.

In Brazil, "foda" has a much broader range of meanings, and does not carry such a negative connotation. Please refer to a brazilian definition of this word for more details on its usage.

Um filme de foda - a fuck film

Mandei-lhe uma ganda foda!, disse o Tiago - I fucked her brains out, said Tiago.

Estás com falta de foda. - What you need is to get laid.

by New Marquis de Carabas September 26, 2005

fondangleable

Something (usually a woman) that is so incredibly beautiful, one wants simply to touch it.

There's this fondangleable girl in my Bio class

by Lee Cody September 21, 2005

FODA

FODA, or Fear of Dying Alone, is a broad spectrum of symptoms experienced by females with onset typically in their mid- to late-twenties. As women become aware that they are aging, and their biological clock is running out, the become aware of the imminent decline of their youth and fear of potentially never acquiring a mate and thus dying alone, hence FODA. Early-onset FODA is a sub-diagnosis referring to FODA initiated at an even younger age due to the female's female friends entering long-term relationships while they remain single, making them think they are not desirable to males. FODA symptoms can include general dating and sexual desperation, such as pursuit of males outside of their typical standards, age range, or cultural predilections. Some warning signs are texting the day immediately following a defiling one-night stand with a stranger with whom little conversation was had. FODA theory was developed and first researched by Dr. Deus Calhoun after a series of field case studies. The DSM has yet to include it.

S. M., an anonymous case, hunted down the phone number of the previous night's analinguist regardless of not having even seen him in the dark room. Classic FODA.

by Dr. Calhoun December 11, 2012

Fonda

Meeting a Fonda is a keeper for life. She is the "Great White" with lipstick. Love her and you will know that she is the one and there will never be another.

Fonda will protect herself and her pod. If you don't tow the line and swim with her, the swells will get pretty high. If you do tow the line, you will be able to weather the storms of life with Fonda, the "Great White" with lipstick at your side at all times.

by from another "Great White" May 11, 2009