Fortune cookie
Fortune cookie by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017
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Fortune Cookie
a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)
Fortune Cookie by Full Court* February 4, 2021
Fortune Cookie NEWS
The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
Fortune Cookie NEWS by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
Fortune Cookie Brand
A clothing or lifestyle brand that relies exclusively on vague, inspirational, or "deep" text-based graphics rather than unique design or artistry. These brands produce apparel—usually basic hoodies and t-shirts—featuring phrases that sound profound but are essentially hollow platitudes.
Much like a fortune cookie, the messaging is designed to be universally applicable, mildly optimistic, and ultimately disposable. Common themes include "Growth," "Perspective," "Self-Love," or "The Journey," often printed in a clean serif font or a minimalist "bubble" script.
Much like a fortune cookie, the messaging is designed to be universally applicable, mildly optimistic, and ultimately disposable. Common themes include "Growth," "Perspective," "Self-Love," or "The Journey," often printed in a clean serif font or a minimalist "bubble" script.
"I was going to buy that hoodie, but then I realized it’s just another Fortune Cookie Brand selling a $70 sweatshirt that says 'Bloom Where You Are Planted' in Helvetica."
Fortune Cookie Brand by Dirty Daly April 12, 2026
The fortune cookie
The fortune cookie by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015
American Fortune Cookie
The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
American Fortune Cookie by Dadornetto April 24, 2018
fortune feather cookie
fortune feather cookie by Frank the Tank October 28, 2004