flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

forded

When a woman falsely accuses a man of rape after 30+ years without any form of evidence or clear recollection of how it happened. This happens with all witnesses testifying against the woman, and the accuser herself addresses all questions with untrue answers under oath , such as whether or not she ever coached somebody on the polygraph.

My friend's dad got forded last week. They had no evidence, and the accuser was caught lying under oath, but luckily they didn't give in to the court of public opinion and followed the appropriate procedures.

by vaneyboi October 5, 2018

Fold/folded

To fold is to be flattered or having butterflies in your stomach

He asked me if I ate and I fold/folded

by instaslangs December 14, 2022

folded

The act of being extrememly intoxicated, generally combining at least two or three different drugs. Also the following condition the next morning. General degredation of physical well being caused by excess.

How did I get so folded? I think I may have slept with a fat chick. That folded me too.

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Folded

The act of when smiling, folding the top lip and displaying the top gums.

Rod: "Dennis did a massive Folded"
Jimmy: "Those gums must have sunburn"

by Rampage O'Rourke June 3, 2011

folded

When someone gets hit in the stomach really hard and doubles over.

Joe kept talking trash and got folded.

by XXRCXX December 1, 2006

folded

getting folded = taking an L

i keep getting folded

by yikerhiker June 17, 2018