Fattage

1. Dimples in the skin resulting from cellulite, giving skin the appearance of cottage cheese.

2. Jiggly "love handles" that wiggle like jello.

Muffin tops, beer bellies, cellulite, fattage

by Spucy Y. January 19, 2010

frottage cheese

When you are fucking a woman, but both of you are kinda fat so your jelly roll is rubbing up against her muffin top, and the rhythmic undulation of humping is whipping up a frothy mixture of semen, sweat, and lube that resembles cottage cheese. You know what I'm talking about. All the juices and shit from the crotch area somehow creep up to the abdomen. I'm not a physicist-- I don't know how. All I know is that it tastes good if you use it as nacho dip.

How about me and you go out to McDonald's, grab a bite to eat, go to the movies, stop at a Wendy's on the way home, watch some Netflix, order a pizza, and end the night by whipping up some major frottage cheese.

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

frottage a la creme

To perform sexual acts using cream cheese or similar dairy products as a lubricant.

I gave Marie the ol' "frottage a la creme" the other night ... I think she got an infection.

by John Warcrimes January 26, 2014

Frottage Cheese

Dickcheese (also known as smegma) that has been knocked off due to dry humping or rubbing dicks together.

Shit, now there’s frottage cheese all over the carpet. We both should wash our rods better next time before we rub them together.

by Forgettable Name January 30, 2023

Fortage

The living room in a mansion.

I am in the fortage.

by EddieBrock5 December 14, 2023

Footage

Yeah I'll just go to my manager and say "Hey, can I have the last years worth of video and audio?" and then I'll go to Aaron and say "Hey can I have all the writing you've been withholding?" And then I'll go back in time and record all of the instances they're referencing and then we'll just cross-reference those 3 things and even if I demonstrate that it's happening now you're just going to say "well you were still mean to the fucking retard and you think women are wrong so REEE! BURN THE HERETIC!" And then I stab your kids and then nothing will matter because I'll be dead!

Hym "Shocking footage uncovered! Retard sex-cult exposed!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Footagekhor

Person who is always trying to force the limelight on themselves, even when they have nothing to do with the relevant event

She is such a footagekhor, literally snatched the mic away at the pride event to speak for an hour as a cis-hetero girl

by Abductor July 1, 2025